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<i>Previously... on K.C undercover</i>

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The Organization is
pairing you with Brett Willis.

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<i>He was just named the
Organization's junior spy of the year.</i>

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Pretty cool.

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I love hearing that
from my girlfriend.

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I'm his girlfriend.

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"I'm coming for you.

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All of you. Zane."

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We're on our own.

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He's out there,

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and he won't stop
until he finds us.

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Hey, let me talk to Zane.

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Tell him it's his son.

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Hey, Dad. Yeah,
your plan's working.

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I'm in.

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Look at you!

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You have legs.

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I haven't seen you in a
skirt since the second grade.

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I haven't seen you in a
library since second grade.

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Think Brett's gonna like it?

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Oh, he is going to love it.

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What do you think, Judy?

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Why are you going to so
much trouble for a stupid boy?

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Because I really
like this stupid boy...

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I mean this boy.

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Well, I like free Wi-Fi,

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but I don't get all
dressed up for it.

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It's different when
it comes to boys.

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Especially when it's... love.

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Oh, please, it is not love.

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Wait. Is it love?

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I might be in love.

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What exactly is love?

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Well, um...

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it's when you can't stop
thinking about someone,

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and you want to be
around them all the time.

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Then, when you see
them, your heart races,

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you get butterflies
in your stomach.

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Still doesn't sound better
than free Wi-Fi to me.

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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪

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♪ You know I'll
stand beside you ♪

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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool ♪

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♪ I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪

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♪ Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪

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♪ I'm not perfect ♪

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♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪

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♪ But I, I, I, I keep
it undercover ♪

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♪ Livin' my life,
no way to learn ♪

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♪ Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ♪

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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪

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♪ But I always got your back ♪

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♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪

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♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪

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♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪

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♪ It's all part of the plan ♪

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♪ I keep it undercover ♪

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♪ I keep it undercover, cover ♪

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I'm so happy
you're my boyfriend.

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And I'm so happy
you're my girlfriend.

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And I'm so happy you're
my daughter's boyfriend.

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Thank you, Mr. Cooper.

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I can only hope that one day,

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we'll have the same loving,
supportive, harmonious relationship

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that you and the lovely
Mrs. Cooper have.

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Well, I'd be happy
to give you some tips.

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This is what I call

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"Craig Cooper's 100 ways
to keep your lady happy."

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How about instead,

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you give us Craig Cooper's
one way to give us some privacy?

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You heard 'em, Kira.
They want us to be alone.

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Get your butt over here.

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There's something
about that kid I don't like.

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KC? She's your daughter.

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I'm talkin' about him.

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Why? He's perfect.

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Yeah, a little too
perfect if you ask me.

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If something seems
too good to be true,

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it usually is.

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Like that peanut butter
and jelly in a jar stuff.

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That was all sorts of nasty.

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But this kid is great.

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Yeah. I don't know.

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Call it a mother's intuition,

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but I feel like he's
up to something.

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Seriously, I wish
we could just have

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one day without
your parents around.

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Tell me about it.

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I'm still thinkin',
if this works out,

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who's my daddy gonna walk
down the aisle, me or you?

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Why choose? I
can make two trips.

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All right, Robo-Sis, shove over.

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I wanna try out my
new video game.

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Be my guest. This movie stinks.

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The lady bats her eyes,
puts her hand on her shoulder,

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looks at him coyly, and he
declares his undying love?

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Puh-lease!

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Well, I'm about
to play Colopsis,

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so give up the TV, puh-lease.

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<i>I am Colopsis.</i>

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<i>Press play if you
dare to challenge me.</i>

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Who... who's that?

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Colopsis, a giant
alien robot barbarian.

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He's so tall.

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And strong.

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And he's got the most
beautiful eye I've ever seen.

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Butterflies.

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You know, you can
tell a lot about someone

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by the frozen yogurt they eat.

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Well, your bacon-flavored
fro-yo tells me

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that you...

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have terrible taste
in frozen yogurt.

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Yeah, it's pretty awful.

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Uh, one second.
I'll be right back.

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Really, Mom?

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Hey, KC.

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I didn't know you
were gonna be here.

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I just stopped by
to get some fro-yo.

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Fro-no you didn't.

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You came here to spy on me.

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Really, Dad?

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Hey, KC.

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You're here spying on me, too?

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No. I would never do that.

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I'm here spying on your mother,

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spying on you.

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So we got a spy spying
on a spy spying on a spy.

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It's a spy-fecta.

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Hey, Brett.

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Hey, Mr. Cooper.

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Mrs. Cooper.

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You know what?

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I'm going to return
to my date now.

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Get home before
somebody waters you.

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Parents. Sorry. I don't know
why they're acting so crazy.

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At least you get to
see your parents.

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My dad travels so much,

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the only time I get to see
him is on the computer.

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Until I was nine, I thought he
was just a head and shoulders.

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Speak of the devil. It's my dad.

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Hey, Dad. Oh, just
hangin' out with KC.

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Hi, Mr. Willis. Can't
wait to meet you.

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He says he can't
wait to meet you, too.

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Excuse me for a second.

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Yeah.

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Everything's falling into place.

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I'll deliver her to you
on Saturday night.

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Hey, what's up?

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Oh, wow, surprised your
parents aren't in there.

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Wait, let me check
your backpack.

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Nope. We're all clear.

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Could it be?

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We're finally having a
moment alone together?

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- Hey, guys.
- Not now, Marisa.

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Wow. May I remind you that
if I did not like your boyfriend,

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he would still be my boyfriend
and not your boyfriend.

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Not that I don't like
you, but I don't like you.

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Like that.

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Sorry, Marisa, it's just that
we never get any time alone.

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Probably not with your parents.

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They're always spying
on you because...

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that's what parents do.

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Over-protective parents.

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Talk to you later. Gotta go.

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I got a surprise for you.

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Beyoncé? Secret show?

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Who did you have to
kill to get these tickets?

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Don't answer that.

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Two tickets on Saturday night.

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Two. Not three.

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If your dad wants to go,
tell him to get his own ticket.

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Preferably on a different
night. In a different city.

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Maybe he should see Rhianna.

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Uh, wait a minute.

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These tickets say the
show starts at midnight.

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That's not only past my curfew,

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that's past my bedtime.

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But it's Beyoncé. In New York.

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In Brooklyn. That's
an outer borough.

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I'm not even sure
that's safe for a spy.

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Come on. You'll totally be safe.

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Junior spy of the year, babe.

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Brett, I like you, I really do,

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but you've sung that song more than
Beyoncé has sung "Single Ladies."

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This is, like four hours away.

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I'm not gonna get home
till the next morning.

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There's no way
that I can go to this.

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Unless you tell your parents

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you're sleeping
at a friend's house.

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Great plan, except I
can't lie to my parents.

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If they found out, they'd
never trust me again.

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Oh, you mean your
parents that were hiding

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in the plants at
the fro-yo place

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because they don't
trust you. Those parents.

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Hey, don't talk about
my parents like that.

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They might be listening.

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<i>One wrong move,
and I will destroy you.</i>

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Oh, Colopsis, you
say the sweetest things.

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Judy, you're hogging Colopsis.

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When is it my turn?

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Get out, Ernie.

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Two's company, three's a crowd.

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But it's only two of us here.

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Did you just dis my man?

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No.

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Because you don't have a man.

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You're not even using his
powers to shoot the aliens.

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That's not what we're about.

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We don't use each other.
We build each other up.

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We're in love.

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<i>Prepare to die!</i>

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Colopsis, please. My
brother's in the room.

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Not anymore, he's not.

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So Marisa, let's
just say someone,

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it doesn't matter who,

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wanted to lie to their parents

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and go to an
out-of-state concert

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Do you think that
a good cover story

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would be saying that they're spending
the night at their best friend's house?

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Why are you asking?
What do you know?

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Who told you what?

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I mean... what's up, girl?

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I'm thinking about
going with Brett.

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Brain freeze? Telepathy?

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That lady with the
bad facelift is here?

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- Where she at?
- No.

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I think you're acting like
an irresponsible teenager.

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I'm finally rubbing off on you.

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Do you think you're gonna go?

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Why shouldn't I?

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I'm 16 years old,

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I've never done anything
wrong in my entire life,

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and my parents
still don't trust me.

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I'll be home before breakfast.

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Nothing bad is gonna happen.

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You know what? I am gonna go.

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I know. I can't believe
I'm gonna go either.

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No, no, facelift
lady just walked in.

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Do me a favor,

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and remind me to just get old.

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Hey, guys, I'm headin'
over to Marisa's.

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We're actually doing some
volunteer work for at-risk youth.

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Actually, I'm volunteering,
and Marisa is the youth.

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Anyway...

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I'm gonna be spending the night,

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so don't wait up for me.

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If you need me, just text me.

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Or Marisa.

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Because that's who
I'll be with... Marisa.

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Marisa.

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I think we should follow her.

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To Marisa's? Oh, no thanks.

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I get enough of that child.

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Have you noticed that she's
eaten breakfast at our table

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the last hundred days in a row?

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I'm gonna start claimin'
that girl on my taxes.

256
00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:04,500
I'm talkin' about KC.

257
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,750
She's up to something.

258
00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:08,375
I bet she's gonna go
off and meet that Brett.

259
00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:10,333
No, no, no.

260
00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:13,000
I think she said something
about goin' to Marisa's.

261
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,583
I know what she said, but...

262
00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:17,000
Come on, mama bird.

263
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,000
We agreed to let her date.

264
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,750
Okay? So now,
we have to trust her.

265
00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:24,000
Not even my parents
were this protective of me.

266
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,208
That's because you didn't
start datin' until you were 23.

267
00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:28,833
By choice.

268
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:31,750
Yeah. Ladies' choice.

269
00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,833
I cannot wait to see Beyoncé.

270
00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:39,833
By the way, if Jay Z and Beyoncé

271
00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:41,708
invite us to an after-party
in the Hamptons,

272
00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:43,583
we cannot say yes right away.

273
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:46,000
I don't wanna seem like
a crazy fan or anything.

274
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:50,500
<i>One hundred
feet, exit to the left.</i>

275
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,333
You heard her.

276
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:55,166
One hundred feet till
we get to see Queen Bey.

277
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,458
Uh, I think you
just missed the exit.

278
00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:01,208
<i>Exit to the left, to the left.</i>

279
00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:04,416
<i>The exit that you want
is on the ramp to the left.</i>

280
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:05,875
See?

281
00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:09,750
Yeah, I don't think
we need this anymore.

282
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:13,000
Considering you
just passed the exit,

283
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,583
I think you do.

284
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:17,833
Little change of plans.
We're going to see my dad.

285
00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:21,333
Your dad better be one of
Beyoncé 's backup singers,

286
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,833
'cause I know I'm not
tryin' to miss this concert.

287
00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:26,458
There's something I've
been keeping from you, KC.

288
00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:28,458
The truth is,

289
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,625
Zane is my dad.

290
00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:32,458
Zane?

291
00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,208
Like<i>Zane </i>Zane?

292
00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:36,000
The guy who threatened
to eliminate my entire family

293
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,875
is your dad?

294
00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:39,708
Yeah, right.

295
00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:41,875
I'm serious.

296
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,250
Uh... ironic.

297
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:50,416
Usually, seatbelts
make me feel safer.

298
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,625
All right, this
isn't funny, Brett.

299
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,000
It's not meant to be, KC.

300
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,708
My dad will explain
everything to you.

301
00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:59,291
That is impossible.

302
00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:00,875
We can't be going to see Zane,

303
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,166
because he is in
a foreign prison.

304
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:03,625
And who told you that?

305
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:06,708
You did.

306
00:14:06,708 --> 00:14:09,458
See, that's another thing
I've been keeping from you.

307
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,583
- I'm a liar.
- Yeah, I'm starting to pick that up.

308
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:20,708
No toast for me.

309
00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:22,958
I'm having brunch
later with Colopsis.

310
00:14:22,958 --> 00:14:26,375
Plus, robots don't actually eat.

311
00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:29,583
For the 900th time.

312
00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:34,416
Morning, Coopers.

313
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:40,000
Where's KC?

314
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,000
I was just gonna ask
you the same question.

315
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,500
And I know the answer.

316
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:49,125
She spent the night
at my house last night.

317
00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:50,875
Guess I forgot.

318
00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:53,750
That's what happens when
you have such a big house.

319
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:57,750
Darn my successful parents
and their enormous colonial.

320
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:03,750
You live in a modest
split-level ranch.

321
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:06,166
Well, KC must've
been on the split level,

322
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:08,000
and I did not notice her.

323
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,750
Uh-uh. Start talking.

324
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:11,750
Now.

325
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,708
Okay, she's not at my house.

326
00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:15,583
She's at the library
doing a paper

327
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:18,583
on the economic feasibility
of third-world countries.

328
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:21,875
Uh-huh. Define feasibility.

329
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:25,333
Feasibility refers
to the ability

330
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:28,208
of something to be feased.

331
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:32,000
Fine. She really didn't
stay at my house last night.

332
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,958
Ooh, this just got good.

333
00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:35,583
She went to a
concert with Brett.

334
00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:36,958
Ooh, this just got better.

335
00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:38,416
In New York City.

336
00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:40,583
Ooh, this is not good at all.

337
00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:52,750
So how'd you sleep?

338
00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:55,291
Not so good. I had
this terrible dream

339
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:58,000
where my boyfriend
turned out to be the son

340
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,875
of my parents' evil
nemesis. Oh, wait.

341
00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:03,083
Brought you a breakfast burrito.

342
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:06,458
- No meat, just how you like it.
- Thanks so much.

343
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:08,083
But do you mind taking
that back to the kitchen

344
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:09,625
and asking for a fresh
plate of freedom?!

345
00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:15,375
Can I ask you a question?

346
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,500
Shoot.

347
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:19,708
If I had my laser gun, I would.

348
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:22,750
Did you ever really
have feelings for me?

349
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:25,250
Of course I liked you.

350
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:27,958
Hey, we'll always have
our missions and fro-yo,

351
00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:30,750
and dates with your dad.

352
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:33,458
Come on, KC. You
know this isn't personal.

353
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:38,458
Speaking as a girl who's tied up in
a barn, it feels pretty personal to me.

354
00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:40,708
I'm sorry, but this is
bigger than both of us.

355
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,458
Like it or not, you and I are
on opposite sides of this war.

356
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:46,416
We don't have to be.

357
00:16:46,416 --> 00:16:48,166
You could let me go,

358
00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:50,333
and our parents can
fight their own battles.

359
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:54,708
We could be like
Romeo and Juliet.

360
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:56,708
Or some other better example

361
00:16:56,708 --> 00:16:58,833
where the couple actually
lives to be together.

362
00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:04,208
Come on, Brett, I know
you're not like your dad.

363
00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:06,958
And maybe dating me just
started off as part of the mission,

364
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:09,708
but if you ever really
had feelings for me,

365
00:17:09,708 --> 00:17:12,000
you'd let me go. Please.

366
00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:16,708
Careful, son.

367
00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:18,583
You can't trust a word she says,

368
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,375
just like her mother.

369
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:22,583
Zane.

370
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:26,625
I've been waiting a long
time to meet you, KC.

371
00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:28,833
I was once very
fond of your parents.

372
00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:31,458
But their love and marriage
made me go a little...

373
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:32,750
What's the word I'm looking for?

374
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,375
Insane.

375
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:37,750
I was going to say
eccentrically evil,

376
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:39,583
but yours works too.

377
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,833
So what's your plan?

378
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:44,708
Goin' after me because you're
not man enough to face my dad?

379
00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:46,458
Actually...

380
00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:49,833
I'm going to take away
everything your parents love,

381
00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:52,000
starting with you,

382
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,458
and ending with
the Organization.

383
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,750
Can I just say,

384
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:02,750
I am so glad that I
never let you kiss me.

385
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:12,125
Where are you? Where are you?

386
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,583
Oh, don't worry, Judy.

387
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:15,833
I'm sure KC's fine.

388
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,625
No kidding. She can
take care of herself.

389
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:20,625
I'm looking for my Colopsis.

390
00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:22,625
You can stop looking.

391
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:24,583
I took it back and traded
it in for a new game.

392
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,208
Nooooo!

393
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,750
Colopsis!

394
00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:33,708
Why?

395
00:18:33,708 --> 00:18:36,833
I'm gettin' the sense
you're not happy about this.

396
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:40,125
Give me that box of tissues.

397
00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:42,833
But you don't cry.

398
00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:44,625
I know.

399
00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:49,000
What are you so upset about?

400
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,083
Colopsis and I were
perfect for each other.

401
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:55,000
You just traded him like
he was yesterday's game.

402
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,208
He kinda was.

403
00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:58,625
But I loved him.

404
00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:00,875
He put butterflies in my belly.

405
00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:03,500
Hope in my hard drive.

406
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,166
Now I don't have
any love in my life.

407
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:11,708
But Judy, you do
have love in your life.

408
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:13,500
You've got your family.

409
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,583
Well, you're no
giant alien robot

410
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:18,291
one-eyed barbarian,

411
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,458
but I'll take what I can get.

412
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:27,875
Judy, Judy, can't breathe.

413
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,625
I know.

414
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,875
That'll teach you for
messin' with my man.

415
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:42,291
I see you inherited your father's
lack of upper body strength.

416
00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:46,208
No, my brother got that.

417
00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:48,375
Look, my parents, they're
gonna be looking for me.

418
00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:50,000
When they find me,
you're gonna be very sorry

419
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,125
that you ever messed with them.

420
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:53,958
I don't think so.

421
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:56,291
In fact, they're not even
gonna know you're gone.

422
00:19:56,291 --> 00:20:00,125
My parents get worried if I
take too long in the shower.

423
00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:02,375
I'm pretty sure they're gonna
notice if I never come home.

424
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,375
But you are going home.

425
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:06,708
KC, will you come
out here, please?

426
00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:09,208
Okay, for a spy, you're
not very observant.

427
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,458
I'm right here.

428
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:13,500
I wasn't talking to you.

429
00:20:23,416 --> 00:20:27,875
KC, meet KC.

430
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:31,375
It's... it's me.

431
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:34,875
Wow, she looks exactly like me.

432
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:37,000
Even down to the
fierce yet sensible nails.

433
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,708
Thanks to cutting edge
laser cosmetic surgery,

434
00:20:39,708 --> 00:20:42,750
Bernice here is identical
to you in every way.

435
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:45,291
Hi. I'm KC. I'm a teenage spy.

436
00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:47,750
My brother's Ernie,
he's baking the biscuits.

437
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:50,875
Oh, please, she
sounds nothing like me.

438
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,750
Oh, please, she
sounds nothing like me.

439
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,458
Okay, maybe a little.

440
00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:55,708
Okay, maybe a little.

441
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:57,416
- Stop that.
- Stop that.

442
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:04,208
She is good.

443
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,000
Craig, it's been hours.

444
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,708
She hasn't answered
our calls or texts.

445
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:17,583
Maybe we should go to the
police. Or the Organization.

446
00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:19,708
Forget it. I'm just gonna go
out there and look for her myself.

447
00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:22,208
Kira, I'm worried,
too, but relax.

448
00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:23,833
No, Craig.

449
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:25,583
I'm scared.

450
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:27,250
She's never done
anything like this before.

451
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:29,208
Try and remember, she's 16.

452
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:31,833
Teenagers break rules.
They make bad choices.

453
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,458
Not KC.

454
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,583
I am furious.

455
00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:37,708
When she gets home,
I swear I am gonna...

456
00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:39,208
Hey, guys.

457
00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:42,833
Give her a big hug!

458
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,583
I don't know who
you think you are,

459
00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:50,166
or what is wrong with you,

460
00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:51,500
but you are living
in a fantasy world

461
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,458
if you actually
think that my family

462
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:55,583
is gonna believe that
that fake KC is actually me.

463
00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:58,583
Sure, she looks like
me, exactly like me.

464
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:01,083
She looks more like
me than I look like me,

465
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:05,583
but I guarantee that my parents
have already figured it out.

466
00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:07,708
Honey, we were
worried sick about you.

467
00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:09,458
Where have you been?

468
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:10,625
Why didn't you answer our calls?

469
00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:12,333
I am so sorry.

470
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,458
I went to a late concert,

471
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,458
and then, Brett's
car broke down,

472
00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:17,583
and then, my phone died.

473
00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:19,458
None of that matters now.

474
00:22:19,458 --> 00:22:20,833
The important thing
is that you're safe.

475
00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:22,500
I'm sorry.

476
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,583
It'll never happen again.

477
00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:26,291
You're right, it won't,

478
00:22:26,291 --> 00:22:29,458
because you are grounded
for the rest of your life.

479
00:22:29,458 --> 00:22:31,125
Now bring it in, baby.

480
00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:42,083
<i>Rob, your name's on TV.</i>